Monday, September 22, 2014

King Brandon

So my friend Travis alerted me that he got a fake email coincidentally signed by someone with my name. It was so odd he screencapped it for me.

Ugh. stuff like this is annoying. However, I, being the mature adult I am, decided to make up a character using what was likely a bot's lame message. Introducing his loveliness...

all hail the king

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Bad Role Play Ideas

So if you ever read something like the relationship advice in a women's magazine you may see something about healthy relationships mixing it up with role-play. I wouldn't doubt that people could get their ideas from their favorites television shows or movies. Matt and I thought of a few that would be bad choices and I wondered how that would play out...

Orange is the New Black 
Yeah not much room for sexiness but a whole bunch for fear and comedy.

Game of Thrones
Now to be fair this seems like a good choice at first glance. Game of Thrones has moments that can potentially go somewhere hot, but let's face it...

There are so many ways these situations can end up bad in the worst way

House of Cards
What is wrong with you? Why would anyone use this show to fuel their sex life? Soliloquies don't work in real life! 

Only do this if you want to piss your S.O. off

And now for the very worst idea...

Attack on Titan

Now that I think about it this might not be so bad. I mean come on. Look at that booty...

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Adventurers #8: Jen Roth

Ok, so I'm reserving this blog for silly posts. Art like the Adventurers series will continue on my tumblr. You can see Jen Roth here:

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Facts about Cicadas

So today I dealt with a really large cicada that flew into my bedroom and woke me up with its loud fluttering. I lived around them since I was a kid so a cicada isn't unheard of around here. However, getting up close and personal can be kind of soul shattering. It's been a while since I've been that afraid of an animal or bug. So I thought it'd be fun to use my experience to share a few facts about these insects.


Sunday, April 13, 2014

Best Pick Up Line

So my boyfriend and I used to have a game in which we would think up cheesy pick up lines for one another. I say used to because he came up with one so good that I haven't been able to top it since...