Stephen Colbert's solution to making Congress work better and more efficiently is as follows: Dangle a monkey, no an ebola monkey, above Congress. Then cover all member of Congress in sweet banana meat and give them a deadline. The dangling crazy monkey will be a constant reminder of the importance of working efficiently. On the last day if they haven't agreed upon a proper solution then all the doors are locked and the monkey's rope is cut. PROBLEMS SOLVED.
|Oh Colbert, you make me smile|